Earlier in the month, I announced my Pick That Slogan contest, asking people to send me up to three different slogans containing up to six words each of something funny/clever for me to write inside books at signings. And wow, did you guys come up with amazing slogans! I have to tell you, I love these contests. I have so much fun opening my email and seeing the outrageous, hilarious things you guys think up - some of which are too explicit for me to post online ;)

 

Of course I had a hard time narrowing down the entries. All the slogans were far better than anything I could come up with, trust me when I tell you that. It took me days to get the entries down to my top ten favorites, and then choosing the final three out of those was really tough.

 

So, because I had such a hard time choosing between those final ten and would have been gleeful at using any of them, I'm offering the writers of those last seven entries copies of Halfway to the Grave signed with their wonderful slogans. I wish I had more ARC's of One Foot in the Grave to give, but seriously, I won't even have a copy for myself to keep, lol. Of course, the three winners will receive a signed advance reading copy of One Foot in the Grave. THANKS SO MUCH to everyone who entered the contest. You really made me smile with your creativity, cleverness, and naughtiness!

 

Top Seven Honorable Mentions: (email me with your address, guys, for a copy of Halfway to the Grave signed with your slogan!)

 

"Bite the one you love"  courtesy of Melissa Keith

"Taking one vamp at a time" courtesy of Allie

"Beware drinking in graveyards with ghosts" courtesy of Barbara Mazurik

"Silver is a girl's best friend" courtesy of Regina Brookman

"One sexy vamp per customer" courtesy of K. Broderick

"Undead is the new alive" courtesy of Scott Tracey

"Bones would dump Cat for you" courtesy of Laura McCarthy

 

See? Told you they were great!

 

 

 

"So many veins, so little time" by Donna Briggs

 

"Life is short. Bite hard!" by Heather Blais

 

"Book not effective on vampires"  by Jerry Merein

 

 

Once again, thanks to everyone for playing! I really appreciate you taking the time to indulge me in my little contest :)